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Hotel California
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On behalf of all the staff, management, and voices down the corridor, we welcome you to the Hotel California.

Enjoy a complimentary glass of pink champagne on ice whilst savouring the warm smell of colitas, any time of year.

Such a lovely place, you can never leave!

Hotel California
Desert Highway,
The Distance,
California.


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